• me doing anything: there has to be an easier way to do this

irlfawn:

wish i was hotter sorry

(via moxxiandstrawberries)

urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

(Source: urbancatfitters, via sillyrach)

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

(via journeystosomewhere)

  • hair stylist: look straight, please
  • me: impossible

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

image

(via moxxiandstrawberries)

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

  • me this morning: yes im cute as fuck servin up looks stylin on u hoes im fresh as hell
  • me rn: im a piece of trash